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 so(s. Lumps, bumps, pates, fates, scullery, medullary, Phenomena, developed are by Doctor Gall. _ 8xor.w.] ' Ladies* and hentlemans, I be come all de ray from Jarmany for to hnpart to de English nat/on dm bent of prhenology. Allow me sir to feel your head. '--- Well, what do you feel? 'jc Here's the organ of dis/nterestednss as pig as a toming. '--c Wirer, that there bump?'--'Yas.'--'W11, then, you know a great dmal about it, for 1 got that by running my head against the pole of a hackney-coach in the minorlee,' Come, folks, &c. Love's ogling now no emotion of the soul hnpl/es; Lavater and system, if you'd live rehounce; Carbancle, or grog blossom, no devotion to the bowl implies, Propensity we .only see upon the sconce*. ,be swelling heart can ne'er impart its feelings by tl throb alone, The head that swells much better tells by counting of the hobs alone*. We're an ult/k intellectual! organized nobility,. Lumps, bumps, &c. 8xox.w.] ' Plesh my soul, plesh my soul, vat a bump*. It is the organ of transportation for fourteen ears'' Master, you be talkin so much about these ere organs, 5e they any thing like the organ which is played at Vauxhall? '-- No, my good fellow, the dif- ferance is this; the organ at Vauxhajs played by keys, which are/late and sharps, lint the organs of Gall are g'ered by.fiats alone.' Cme, folks &e. Senatorial candidates, for sutFrages solicitous, Must go in shoals, with shaven poles, to  iolr votes,  matrimonial suitors, to terminate felic/tous, To woo shcere, must now appaar as bald as 0o4tw.

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