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V •» Missises, Sir," replied Mr. John Smauker, with an alarming frown. H " We don't recognize such distinctions here."

call 'em the dear creeturs, if Blazes vill allow me."
 * P ♦' Oh, wery good," said Sam ; « then I'll amend the obserwation, and

Some doubt appeared to exist in the mind of the gentleman in the green foil smalls, whether the chairman could be legally appealed to, as " Blazes," but as the company seemed more dis- posed to stand iipon their own rights than his, the question was not raised. The man with the cocked hat, breathed short, and looked long at Sam, but apparently thought it as well to say nothing in case he should get the worst of it.

After a short silence, a gentleman in an embroidered coat reaching down to his heels, and a waistcoat of the same which kept one half of his legs warm, stirred his gin and water with great energy, and putting himself upon his feet, all at once, by a violent effort, said he was de- sirous of offering a few remarks to the company, whereupon the person in the cocked hat had no doubt that the company would be very happy to hear any remarks that the man in the long coat might wish to offer.

" I feel a great delicacy, gentlemen, in coming for'ard," said the man in the long coat, *' having the misforchune to be a coachman, and being only admitted as a honorary member of these agreeable swarreys, but I do feel myself bound, gentlemen — drove into a corner, if I may use the expression — to make known an afflicting circumstance which has come to my knowledge ; which has happened I may say within the soap of my every day contemplation. Gentlemen, our friend Mr. Whiffers (every body looked at the individual in orange), our friend Mr. Whiffers has resigned."

Universal astonishment fell upon the hearers. Each gentleman looked in his neighbour's face, and then transferred his glance to the upstand- ing coachman.

will not wenchure to state the reasons of this irrepairabel loss to the service, but I will beg Mr. Whiffers to state thera himself, for the im- provement and imitation of his admiring friends.''
 * You may well be sapparised, gentlemen," said the coachman. " I

The suggestion being loudly approved of, Mr. Whiffers explained. He said he certainly could have wished to have continued to hold the appointment which he had just resigned. The uniform was extremely rich and expensive, the females of the family was most agreeable, and the duties of the situation was not, he was bound to say, too heavy ; the principal service that was required of him, being, that he should look out of the hall window as much as possible, in company with another gentleman, who had also resigned. He could have wished to have spared that company the painful and disgusting detail on which he was about to enter, but as the explanation had been demanded of him, he had no alternative but to state, boldly and distinctly, that he had been required to eat cold meat.

It is impossible to conceive the disgust which this avowal awakened in the bosoms of the hearers. Loud cries of ** Shame, "