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" And you know," resumed Mr. John Smanker, with an air of suhlime protection ; " you know, as you're a stranger, perhaps they'll be rather Lard upon you at first."

" They won't be wery cruel, though, will they?" inquired Sam.

" No, no," replied Mr. John Smanker, pulling forth the fox's head, and taking a gentlemanly pinch. " There are some funny dogs among us, and they will have their joke, you know ; but you mustn't mind 'em, you mustn't mind 'em."

" I'll try and bear up agin such a reg'lar knock down o' talent," re- plied Sam.

" That's right," said Mr. John Smauker, putting up the fox's head, and elevating his own ; " I'll stand by you."

By this time they had reached a small greengrocer's shop, which Mr. John Smauker entered, followed by Sam, who, the moment he got behind him, relapsed into a series of the very broadest and most unmi- tigated grins, and manifested other demonstrations of being in a highly enviable state of inward merriment.

Crossing the greengrocer's shop, and putting their hats on the stairs in the little passage behind it, they walked into a small parlour ; and here the full splendour of the scene burst upon Mr. Weller's view.

A couple of tables were put together in the middle of the parlour, covered with three or four cloths of different ages and dates of washing, arranged to look as much like one as the circumstances of the case would allow. Upon these, were laid knives and forks for six or eight people. Some of the knife handles were green, others red, and a few more yellow ; and as all the forks were black, the combination of colours was exceedingly striking. Plates for a corresponding number of guests were warming behind the fender ; and the guests themselves were warm- ing before it, the chief and most important of whom appeared to be a stoutish gentleman in a bright crimson coat with long tails, vividly red breeches, and a cocked hat, who was standing with his back to the fire, and had apparently just entered, for besides retaining his cocked hat on his head, he carried in his hand a high stick, such as gentlemen of his profession usually elevate in a sloping position over the roofs of car- riages.

" Smauker, my lad — your fin," said the gentleman with the cocked hat.

Mr. Smauker dovetailed the top joint of his right hand little finger into that of the gentleman with the cocked hoJt, and said he was charmed to see him looking so- well.

" Well, they tell me I am looking pretty blooming," said the man with the cocked hat, •* and it's a wonder, too. I've been following our old woman about, two hours a-day for the last fortnight, and if a constant contemplation of the manner in which she hooks-and-eyes that infernal lavender-coloured old gown of her's behind, isn't enough to throw any )ody into a low state of despondency for life, stop my quarter's salary."

At this, the assembled selections laughed very heartily ; aud one gen-