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do»en of the very largest-sized mourning-ring-s. Having accomplished this feat with all the ardour which her devoted love for Mr. Muzzle inspired, she staggered back ; and being a lady of very excitable and delicate feelings, instantly fell under the dresser, and fainted away.

At this moment, the bell rang.

" That's for you. Job Trotter," said Sam ; and before Mr. Trotter could offer remonstrance or reply — even before he had time to stanch the wounds inflicted by the insensible lady — Sam seized one arm and Mr. Muzzle the other ; and one pulling before, and the other pushing behind, they conveyed him up stairs, and into the parlour.

It was an impressive tableau. Alfred Jingle, Esquire, alias Captain Fitz-Marshall, was standing near the door with his hat in his hand, and a smile on his face, wholly unmoved by his very unpleasant situation. Confronting him, stood Mr.Pickwick, who had evidently been inculcating some high moral lesson, for his left hand was beneath his coat tail, and his right extended in air, as was his wont when delivering himself of an impressive address. At a little distance stood Mr. Tupman with indig- nant countenance, carefully held back by his two younger friends; and at the further end of the room were Mr. Nupkins, Mrs. Nupkius, and Miss Nupkins, gloomily grand, and savagely vexed.

" What prevents me," said Mr. Nupkins, with magisterial dignity, as Job was brought in — " what prevents me from detaining these men as rogues and impostors ? It is a foolish mercy. What prevents me ? "

" Pride, old fellow, pride," replied Jingle, quite at his ease. " Wouldn't do — no go — caught a captain, eh ? — ha I ha I very good — husbtrnd for daughter — biter bit — make it public — not for worlds — look 8tupid — very I "


 * ' Wretch," said Mrs. Nupkins, " we scorn your base insinuations."

" I always hated him," added Henrietta.

" Oh, of course," said Jingle. " Tall young man— old lover — Sidney Porkenham — rich — fine fellow — not so rich as captain,though,eh ? — turn him away — off with him — anything for captain — nothing like captain anywhere — all the girls — raving mad — eh, Job, eh ? "

Here Mr. Jingle laughed very heartily ; and Job, rubbing his hands with delight, uttered the first sound he had given vent to, since he entered the honse — a low noiseless chuckle, which seemed to intimate that he enjoyed his laugh too much, to let any of it escape in sound.

" Mr. Nupkins," said the elder lady, *' this is not a fit conversation for the servants to overhear. Let these wretches be removed."

" Certainly, my dear," said Mr. Nupkins. " Muzzle."

" Your worship."

" Open the front door."

" Yes, your worship."

" Leave the house," said Mr. Nupkins, waving his hand emphatically.

Jingle smiled, and moved towards the door.

" Stay," said Mr. Pickwick.

Jingle stopped,

" I might," said Mr. Pickwick, *' have taken a much greater revenge for the treatment I have experienced at your hands, and that of your hypocritical friend there."