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 "Now tell me, Ralph—don't be afraid—how does your Captain treat you?"

"A better Captain don't walk the deck, your honour!"

And all the rest of the crew said "Hear, hear!"

This was not quite what Sir Joseph wanted. He would rather that Ralph had said, "Well, he does his best, poor chap," or something of that half complimentary kind. However, he managed to conceal his disappointment.

"Good," said he, "I like to hear you speak well of your commanding officer. I dare say he doesn't deserve it, but it does you credit. Now, Captain Corcoran, a word with you in private."

"Certainly, Sir Joseph," replied the Captain, "Boatswain," said he, turning towards Mr. Bobstay, "in commemoration of Sir Joseph's visit, see that an extra tub of raspberry jam is served out to the ship's company."

"Beg pardon," said Mr. Bobstay, who hadn't forgotten Sir Joseph's lesson in politeness, "if what, your honour?"

Captain Corcoran could scarcely believe his ears.

"'If what?'" said he, "I don't—I really don't think I understand you!"