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 In serving writs I made such a name, That an articled clerk I soon became; I wore clean collars and a bran-new suit For the pass-examination at the Institute. That pass-examination did so well for me That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee.

Of legal knowledge I acquired such a grip, That they took me into partnership, And that junior partnership I ween Was the only ship that I had ever seen. But that same ship so suited me That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee.

I grew so rich that I was sent To the House as a Member of Parliament, I always voted at my party's call, And I never thought of thinking for myself at all. I thought so little they rewarded me By making me the Ruler of the Queen's Navee.

Now landsmen all, whoever you may be, If you want to rise to the top of the tree— If your soul isn't fettered to an office-stool Be careful to be guided by this golden rule— Stick close to your desks and never go to sea, And you all may be rulers of the Queen's Navee.