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Stall- Arthur Springer began it. ings, for example, has gone to the Coast In the last number of Hearst's Interna- to work on a film version of his novel, cional, before it was sopped up by the "Plumes." For that labor he will be paid Cosmopolitan, Mr. Springer, with a cloth- $500 a week for the six weeks of prepa- ing store dummy's instincts of privacy, ration, and then, the results be satis- described at some length his emotions on factory, a lukewarım $25,000 will be his. being placed next Miss Howland at din- Strictly speaking, this is not to be in- ner. It seems he was married to her for cluded under the rewarde of playwriting, many years, they having rushed off to but there is no doubt that the success of gether to the Little Church Around the his play quadrupled the price that is being Corner at a time when she, paid for his novel. very words, was just " crazy-hearted It will be next season, however, that child of impulse." Now, if hostesses the Messrs. Anderson and Stallings will throw them together, she still calls him reap the really big rewards. There will "Lil Artie" but he does not go on to say be three companies of "What Price whether he gets even by saluting her with Glory?" and these should bring a conser- the name that the elder Howlands be- vative $2,000 weekly to each of the play stowed on her at birth. For she was not wrights. christened Jobyna. Her name is Lulu. Their second play, "The Buccaneer," will be produced next season, and there will certainly be a third and perhaps a The harried expression recently worn fourth. The ways of the theatre are un- by William A. 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