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Mr. Justice Angelotti, in a specially concurring opinion, agrees with both Sloss and Shaw, 1]., but thinks the vowel should be sounded possibly as in "Sausalito.” The Chief Justice dissents. Thus, aided by the luminous learning of my confréres, I shall call it what I

"darn please." This expression is composed of “mmc,”

Beach," says that: “An order mmc pro tum: is usually an exempliﬁcation of:the maxim, ‘gm' facit per alium facit per se,’ because it is the means whereby the

careless lawyer makes the Court his agent for the repair of his bad breaks." Dr. William Carey Jones, who spends his life making Roman Law popular among the Berkeley Indians, says:

thought by some commentators to be an abbreviation of "nunguam" meaning "never again", "prd’ signifying "for",

(citing Wheeler on Wheeler‘), “The true scholastic meaning of nunc pro tum: is

and “tuncf' a corruption of “bunk,"

with the claim of modern originality.” Perhaps the most lucid deﬁnition is this: " Nunc pro tum: is a term applied

meaning “shell game.” [The speaker here produced from be neath the table a portly valise from which he took sundry formidable look

ing volumes and from them read the following citations. He also apologized for indulging in oral argument, remind ing his audience that there were no briefs on file] Nunc pro tune, says one very learned commentator, is the one confession of the

law that we have left undone those things which we ought to have done. It is the equivalent of “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do a year from next Thursday.” It imports into the law that homely maxim, "If at first you don't succeed,

try, try again-” Everybody loves it except the Clerk, who usually gets cussed for the original

the appropriation of ancient learning

to

those

mandatory

manipulations

whereby the monstrous misprisions of mushy malpractitioners are moulded into vivid verisimilitude of impeccable historic truths." Chipman's "Brief Opinions," vol. 200, page 9009.’ Another view is this: “ Nunc pro tunc means: Vote now as well as four times this morning."

Devoto on Votes, vol.

1, page 1, section 1.8 "The words nunc pro tune," declares another eminent authority, “are some

times applied to those descriptions of mining claims written upon perfectly new paperI dated three years ago last week

and deposited in old monuments. They might better be called ‘Punk pro Bunk.’"

Vol. X, page 23, Lindleyo on

omission. ' I have known a num: pro tum: that would eat out of the hand, although it

Assessed Excavations. Another reference to this musical mix ture of syllabic slaps in this: “Nunc pro tum: means Let the Court's kindness

was a little timid in the presence of an

repair the parent's pusillanimity.

appellate tribunal.

When manipulated

by a judge who is truly great, it settles titles, relieves chills, makes divorced people happy and raises variegated Hades with ultra-technical practitioners.

Vol. 19, p. 23, H. O. H. 0. (Hunt on Holding Office).

Mr. Justice Kerrigan, in his charm ing work entitled "Vox Populi at North

Let

I‘Mr. Charles Stetson Wheeler, a very distin guished lawyer, is an intimate friend of Dr. Benja min Ide Wheeler, President of the University of California, an unrelated namesake. —Ed. "Mr. Presiding Justice Chipman of the District Court of Appeals for the third district is noted for his lucid and scholarly but lengthy opinions. —Ed. 8Mr. Devoto is one of the leading attorneys of San Francisco and devotes some attention to politics. —Ed. ‘Judge Lindley, the retiring president of the Asso ciation. is best known by his work on Mines.~—-Ed.