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Rh When a young blood spieth dolly,

Cutely mincing- Fourteenth Street;

Then the young- blood smileth sweetly,

And, stranger e'en, doth greet :

Replies she smilingly "Good evening!"

Surely she is fly!

Too, overjoyed because of having

Bewitched a stalwart "guy."

"Little tootsy-wootsy ! " cries guy,

"Art ravishingly cute!

Thou art, yea, a pretty Pussie ! Pussie, Pussie ! ! !

Ne'er saw I such a beaut!"

Answereth she in mellifluous voice:

"And I 'Strong Hans' thee call !

Thy frame so large and powerful !

Not spindling thou, yet tall !"

They acquainted barely minute, Such confidences express! As only hubby — hidden, secret — Doth glad to spouse confess: Bold gallant the French doll calls "Wifie !" While she e'en feels that he To her already united is — The twain, twin souls, to be!

Reader, never heardst thou such words !

Much mush! (as"Kiddo! Kiddo !"— "Kitty ! Kitty!" )