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 From new-born violets, or sweet-scented roses; And if still fouler air came from them, 'twas A most delicious perfume, and inquiries From whence it was procured.—Such practices Have brought disgrace upon the name and office, And what was honest and respectable Is now become disgraceful and ignoble.—

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I'd have you better know this trade of ours: 'Tis a profession, sirs, to ravish admiration: Its nursing-father is the Law; its birth Derives from heaven. All other trades bear stamp Of frail humanity upon them, mix'd, I grant, with show of wisdom—but your parasite Is sprung from Jove: and tell me, who in heaven Is Jove's compeer? 'Tis he that under name Of Philian, enters ev'ry mansion—own it Who will, gentle or simple, prince or artisan: Be't room of state or poverty's mean hovel, He stands upon no points:—the couch is spread, The table furnish'd—on't a goodly show Of tempting dishes: what should he ask more? He drops into a graceful attitude, Calls like a lord about him, gorges greedily The daintiest dish, washes it down with wine, Then bilks his club, and quietly walks home. I too am pieced with him in this respect, And by the god my prudent course is fashion'd. Is there a gala-day, and feast on foot, With open door that offers invitation? In walk I, silence for my only usher: I fall into a chair with sweet composure, (Why should my neighbour's peace be marr'd by noise?) I dip my finger in whate'er's before me, And having feasted ev'ry appetite Up to a surfeit, I walk home with purse Untouch'd—hath not a god done so before me?