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 There'll be Philinus, and Niceratus, And Moschion, and this man too, and that— And so I counted them all name by name; But there was not a Dætymon among them. "No Dætymon will come," said I. "What! no one?" Replied he in a rage, as though insulted That not a Dætymon had been invited. "Do you not slay that tearer up of th' earth," Said he, "the broad-brow'd ox?" "In truth, not I;   I've got no ox to kill, you stupid fellow." "Then you will immolate some sheep?" "Not I,   By Jove; nor ox, nor sheep, but there's a lamb." "What! don't you know, said he, that lambs are sheep?" "Indeed," said I, "I neither know nor care   For all this nonsense. I'm but country bred;    So speak more plainly, if you speak at all." "Why, don't you know that this is Homer's language?" "My good cook, Homer was a man who had   A right to call things any names he pleased;    But what, in Vesta's name, is that to us?" "At least you can't object when I quote him." "Why, do you mean to kill me with your Homer?" "No, but it is my usual way of talking." "Then get another way, while here with me." "Shall I," says he, "for your four dirty drachmas,   Give up my eloquence and usual habits?    Well, bring me here the [Greek: oulochytai]." "Oh me!   What are [Greek: oulochytai]?" "Those barley-cakes." "You madman, why such roundabout expressions?" "Is there no sediment of the sea at hand?" "Sediment? Speak plain; do tell me what you want   In words I understand." "Old man," says he, "You are most wondrous dull; have you no salt?   That's sediment, and that you ought to know;    Bring me the basin."—So they brought it. He   Then slew the animals, adding heaps of words Which not a soul of us could understand, [Greek: Mistylla], [Greek: moiras],[Greek: diptych'], [Greek: obelous] — So that I took Philetas' Lexicon down, To see what each of all these words did mean. And then once more I pray'd of him to change, And speak like other men; by earth I swear, Persuasion's self could not have work'd on him.

30. But the race of cooks are really very curious for the most part about the histories and names of things. Accordingly the most learned of them say, "The knee is nearer thanis a portion, and [Greek: obelos] a spit; but [Greek: mistylla] is only a word derived from Homer's verb [Greek: mistyllô], (from which Æmilianus, a friend of Martial, called his cook Mistyllus,) and [Greek: diptycha] is used by Homer as an adverb.]