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258 the right who said, “No schoolmaster who teaches children can have a perfect wit, though he know all sciences.”’ THE IGNORANT MAN WHO SET UP FOR A SCHOOLMASTER.

There was once, among the hangers-on of the collegiate mosque, a man who knew not how to read and write and got his bread by gulling the folk. One day, he bethought him to open a school and teach children; so he got him tablets and written scrolls and hung them up in a [conspicuous] place. Then he enlarged his turban and sat down at the door of the school. The people, who passed by and saw his turban and the tablets and scrolls, thought he must be a very learned doctor; so they brought him their children; and he would say to this, ‘Write,’ and to that, ‘Read;’ and thus they taught one another.

One day, as he sat, as of wont, at the door of the school, he saw a woman coming up, with a letter in her hand, and said to himself, ‘This woman doubtless seeks me, that I may read her the letter she has in her hand. How shall I do with her seeing I cannot read writing?’ And he would fain have gone down and fled from her; but, before he could do this, she overtook him and said to him, ‘Whither away?’ Quoth he, ‘I purpose to pray the noontide-prayer and return.’ ‘Noon is yet distant,’ said she; ‘so read me this letter.’ He took the letter and turning it upside down, fell to looking at it, now shaking his head and anon knitting his eyebrows and showing concern. Now the letter came from the woman’s husband, who was absent; and when she saw the schoolmaster do thus, she said, ‘Doubtless my husband is dead, and this learned man is ashamed to tell me so.’ So she said to him, ‘O my lord, if he be dead, tell me.’ But he shook his head and held his peace. Then said she, ‘Shall I tear