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248 in derision of me or art thou mad?’ ‘Neither, by Allah, O Commander of the Faithful,’ answered Mesrour, ‘by thy kinship to the Prince of Apostles, I did it not of my free-will; but I went out yesterday to walk and coming to the bank of the Tigris, saw there the folk collected about a man named Ibn el Caribi, who was making them laugh; and but now I recalled what he said, and laughter got the better of me; and I crave pardon of thee, O Commander of the Faithful!’ ‘Bring him to me forthright,’ said the Khalif. So Mesrour repaired in all haste to Ibn el Caribi and said to him, ‘The Commander of the Faithful calls for thee.’ ‘I hear and obey,’ answered the droll. ‘But on condition,’ added Mesrour, ‘that, if he give thee aught, thou shalt have a fourth and the rest shall be mine.’ ‘Nay,’ replied the other, ‘thou shalt have half and I half.’ ‘Not so,’ insisted Mesrour; ‘I will have three-quarters.’ ‘Thou shalt have two-thirds, then,’ rejoined Ibn el Caribi; ‘and I the other third.’ To this Mesrour agreed, after much haggling, and they returned to the palace together.

When Ibn el Caribi came into the Khalif’s presence, he saluted him, as became his rank, and stood before him; whereupon said Er Reshid to him, ‘If thou do not make me laugh, I will give thee three blows with this bag.’ Quoth Ibn el Caribi in himself, ‘Three strokes with that bag were a small matter, seeing that beating with whips irketh me not;’ for he thought the bag was empty. Then he clapped into a discourse, such as would make a stone laugh, and gave vent to all manner of drolleries; but the Khalif laughed not neither smiled, whereat Ibn el Caribi marvelled and was chagrined and affrighted. Then said the Khalif, ‘Now hast thou earned the beating,’ and gave him a blow with the bag, in which were four pebbles, each two pounds in weight. The blow fell on his neck and he gave a great cry, then calling to mind his compact with Mesrour, said, ‘Pardon, O Commander of the