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257 flavoured with sugar and rose-water, mixed with musk, and many another dish, such as amazed the wit; and by Allah, I did not hesitate, but fell upon the ragout and ate my fill of it. Then I wiped my hands, but forgot to wash them and sat till it grew dark, when they lit the candles and the singing-women came with tambourines and proceeded to display the bride and carry her in procession from room to room, receiving largesse of gold and pieces of silk, till they had made the round of the palace. Then they brought her to me and disrobed her. When I found myself alone in bed with her, I embraced her, hardly believing in my good fortune; but she smelt the odour of the ragout on my hands and gave a loud cry, at which the maids came running to her from all sides. I was alarmed and trembled, not knowing what was the matter, and the girls said to her, ‘What ails thee, O sister?’ Quoth she, ‘Take this madman away from me: methought he was a man of sense.’ ‘What makes thee think me mad?’ asked I. ‘O madman,’ answered she, ‘what made thee eat of ragout of cumin-seed, without washing thy hands? By Allah, I will punish thee for thy misconduct! Shall the like of thee come to bed to the like of me, with unwashed hands?’ Then she took from her side a whip of plaited thongs and laid on to my back and buttocks till I swooned away for the much beating; when she said to the maids, ‘Take him and carry him to the chief of the police, that he may cut off the hand wherewith he ate of the ragout and washed it not.’ When I heard this, I said, ‘There is no power and no virtue but in God! Wilt thou cut off my hand, because I ate of a ragout and did not wash?’ And the girls interceded with her, saying, ‘O our sister, forgive him this once!’ But she said, ‘By Allah, I must and will dock him of somewhat!’ Then she went away and I saw no more of her for ten days, at the end of which time, she came in to me and said, ‘O black-a-vice, I will not make peace VOL. I