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188 accept my excuse and take compassion on my grief, for thou knowest that my brother Noureddin, who was my partner in the Vizierate, left us many years ago and went I know not whither. Now the reason of his departure was that one night we were sitting talking of marriage and children, when we came to words on the subject and he was angry with me and went away in his anger. But on the day her mother bore her, fifteen years ago, I swore that I would marry my daughter to none but my brother’s son. Now, awhile ago, I heard that he is lately dead at Bassora, where he was Vizier, after having married the former Vizier’s daughter and had by her a son; and I will not marry my daughter but to him, in honour of my brother’s memory. Moreover, I recorded the date of my marriage and of the conception and birth of my daughter and drew her horoscope, and she is destined for her cousin and there are girls in plenty for our lord the Sultan.’ When the Sultan heard the Vizier’s answer, he was exceeding wroth and said, ‘When the like of me demands in marriage the daughter of the like of thee, he confers a favour on her, and thou puttest me off with idle excuses! As my head liveth, I will marry her to the meanest of my serving men, to spite thee!’ Now the Sultan had a hunchbacked groom, with a hump behind and before, and he sent for him and married him to the Vizier’s daughter, whether she would or no, and bade carry him in procession and bring him in to his bride this very night. Now I have just come from Cairo, where I left the hunchback at the door of the bath, surrounded by the King’s servants holding lighted flambeaux and making mock of him. As for the Vizier’s daughter, she sits among her nurses and tire-women, weeping, for they have forbidden her father access to her. Never, O my sister, saw I one more hideous than the hunchback, whilst the young lady is the likest of all folk to this youth, though she is even