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113 Then I gave the scroll to the officers, who took it and returned with it to the King. When he saw it, no writing pleased him but mine; so he said to his officers, “Go to the writer of these lines and dress him in a splendid robe; then mount him on a mule and bring him to me with a band of music before him.” At this they smiled, and the King was wroth with them and said, “O accursed ones, I give you an order, and ye laugh at me!” “O King,” answered they, “we have good cause to laugh.” Quoth he, “What is it?” And they replied, “O King, thou orderest us to bring thee the man who wrote these lines: now he who wrote them is no man, but an ape, belonging to the captain of the ship.” “Can this be true?” asked he; and they said, “Yea, by thy munificence!” The King was astonished at their report and shook with mirth and said, “I have a mind to buy this ape of the captain.” Then he sent messengers to the ship and said to them, “Dress him none the less in the robe and mount him on the mule and bring him hither in state, with the band of music before him.” So they came to the ship and took me and clad me in the robe and mounted me on the mule and carried me in procession through the city; whilst the people were astounded and crowded to gaze upon me, and the place was all astir on my account. When I reached the King’s presence, I kissed the earth before him three times, and he bade me be seated; so I sat down on my heels; and all the bystanders marvelled at my good manners, and the King most of all. After awhile the King dismissed his courtiers, and there remained but myself, his highness the King, an eunuch and a little white slave. Then the King gave orders and they brought the table of food, containing all kinds of birds that hop and fly and couple in the nests, such as grouse and quails and so forth. He signed to me to eat with him; so I rose and kissed the earth before him then sat down and ate with him. VOL. I.