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11  I sell this day forbidden to me, if he gave me so much as the name of a piece of money! By Allah, he gave me nought, but ate my food and went out and [would have] made off, without aught [said I]’aught,’ [said I.] [sic] ‘Nay,’ answered the lackpenny, ‘I gave thee a dirhem,’ and he reviled the cook, who returned his abuse; whereupon he dealt him a cuff and they gripped and grappled and throttled each other. When the folk saw them on this wise, they came up to them and said to them, ‘What is this strife between you, and no cause for it?’ ‘Ay, by Allah,’ replied the lackpenny, ‘but there is a cause for it, and the cause hath a tail!’ Whereupon, ‘Yea, by Allah,’ cried the cook, ‘now thou mindest me of thyself and thy dirhem! Yes, he gave me a dirhem and [but] a quarter of the price is spent. Come back and take the rest of the price of thy dirhem.’ For that he understood what was to do, at the mention of the tail; and I, O my brother,” added Aboulhusn, “my story hath a cause, which I will tell thee.”

The Khalif laughed at his speech and said, “By Allah, this is none other than a pleasant tale! Tell me thy story and the cause.” “With all my heart,” answered Aboulhusn. “Know, O my lord, that my name is Aboulhusn el Khelia and that my father died and left me wealth galore, of which I made two parts. One I laid up and with the other I betook myself to [the enjoyment of the pleasures of] friendship [and conviviality] and consorting with comrades and boon-companions and with the sons of the merchants, nor did I leave one but I caroused with him