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Rh When in that house M.P.s divide,
 * If they've a brain and cerebellum, too,

They've got to leave that brain outside,
 * And vote just as their leaders tell 'em to.

But then the prospect of a lot
 * Of statesmen, all in close proximity,

A thinking for themselves, is what
 * No man can face with equanimity.
 * Then let's rejoice with loud Fal lal
 * That Nature wisely does contrive
 * That every boy and every gal
 * That's born into the world alive,
 * Is either a little Liberal,
 * Or else a little Conservative!
 * Fal lal la!