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 * He groaned and he snored,
 * Till at length he grew bored,

And woke up, and broke up the Drama.

"To multiply beings", said Occam, "Is needless, 'tis better to dock 'em."
 * So he seized on his razor,
 * This pestilent phraser,

And ran out to bloodily block 'em.

A pessimist, great Schopenhauer, Found living exceedingly sour,
 * At Hegel he cursed,
 * His grievances nursed,

And poured forth his wrath by the hour.

As will be seen from the above, Mind! reads much like the Junior Annual of an American college, but at Oxford the students are deficient in journalistic enterprise, so the duty of keeping things cheerful devolves upon their betters. According to its cover Mind! was "edited by a Troglodyte" but as there was only one philosopher in England who would have the cheek to do it and who could parody the style and expose the weak points of the regular contributors to Mind, the troglodyte was soon tracked to his cave. The author of a similar jeu d'esprit, "The Joysome History of Education", which surreptitiously circulates about Columbia University, has so far as I know never been disclosed to the public. {{nop}