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200 that Mrs. Conroy was not his visitor's mysterious client! Mr. Dumphy felt that his suddenly built-up theory was demolished and his hope with it. He was still at the mercy of this conceited braggart and the invisible power behind him, whoever or whatever it might be. Mr. Dumphy was not inclined to superstition, but he began to experience a strange awe of his unknown persecutor, and resolved at any risk to discover who it was. Could it be really his wife?—had not the supercilious Poinsett been himself tricked, or was he not now trying to trick him, Dumphy ? Couldn't Starbottle be bribed to expose at least the name of his client ? He would try it. "I said just now you had been deceived in this woman who represents herself to be my wife. I find I have been mistaken in the person who I believed imposed upon you, and it is possible that I may be otherwise wrong. My wife may be alive. I am willing to admit it. Bring her here to-morrow and I will accept it as a fact."

"You forget that she refuses to see you again," said Col. Starbottle, "until she has established her claim by process of law."

"That's so! that's all right, old fellow; we understand each other. Now, suppose that we business men as a business maxim you know always prefer to deal with principals. Now suppose we even go so far as to do that and yet pay an agent's commissions, perhaps, you understand me, even a bonus. Good! That's business! You understand that as a gentleman and a man of the world. Now, I say, bring me your principal—fetch along that woman, and I'll make it all right with you. Stop! I know what you're going to say; you're bound by honor and all that—I understand your position as a gentleman, and respect it. Then let me know where I can find her. Understand, you sha'n't be compromised as bringing about the interview in any way. I'll see that you're protected in your commission from your client; and for my part, if a check for five thousand dollars will satisfy you of my desire to do the right thing in this matter, it's at your service."

The Colonel rose to his feet and applied himself apparently to the single and silent inflation of his chest, for the space of a minute. When the upper buttons of his coat seemed to be on the point of flying off with a. report, he suddenly extended his hand and grasped Dumphy's with fervor.

"Permit me," he said, in a voice husky with emotion, " to congratulate myself on dealing with a gentleman and a man of honor. Your sentiments, sir, blank me, I don't care if I do say it, do you credit! I am proud, sir," continued the Colonel, warmly, "to have made your acquaintance! But I regret to say, sir, that I cannot give you the information you require. I do not myself know the name or address of my client."

The look of half-contemptuous satisfaction which had irradiated Dumphy's face at the beginning of this speech, changed to one of angry suspicion at its close. "That's a queer oversight of yours," he ejaculated, with an expression as nearly insulting as he dared to make it. Col. Starbottle did not apparently notice the manner of his speech, but, drawing his chair close beside Dumphy, he laid his hand upon his arm.

"Your confidence as a man of honor and a gentleman," he began, "demands equal confidence and frankness on my part, and, blank me! Culp. Starbottle of Virginia is not the man to withhold it! When I state that I do not know the name or address of my client, I believe, sir, there is no one now living—blank me, who will—er—er—require or—er—deem it necessary for me to repeat the assertion! Certainly not, sir," added the Colonel, lightly waving his hand, "the gentleman who has just honored me with his confidence and invited mine, blank me. I thank you, sir," he continued, as Mr. Dumphy made a hasty motion of assent, "and will go on.

"It is not necessary for me to name the party who first put me in possession of the facts. You will take my word as a gentleman—er—that it is some one unknown to you, of unimportant position, though of strict respectability, and one who acted only as the agent of my real client. When the case was handed over to me, there was also put into my possession a sealed envelope containing the name of my client and principal witness. My injunctions were not to open it until all negotiations had failed and it was necessary to institute legal proceedings. That envelope I have here. You perceive it is unopened!"

Mr. Dumphy unconsciously reached out his hand. With a gesture of polite deprecation Col. Starbottle evaded it, and placing the letter on the table before him, continued:

"It is unnecessary to say that—er—there being in my judgment no immediate necessity for the beginning of a suit—the injunctions still restrain me, and I shall not open the letter. If, however, I accidentally mislay it on this table and it is returned to