Page:Scots piper's queries, or, John Falkirk's cariches (2).pdf/14

 14 A Becaufe fhe brings her hufband to a piece of bread Q How is a lawyer like a contentious women ? A Becaufe they breed wrangling and jangling. Q Who is the greateft fool in the world ? A A whore ; for fhe hazard both fool and body for a miferable livelihood. Q Who are the two greateft thieves in Great Britan ? A. Tea, and Tabacco, for they pick the pockets of the whole nation. Q What is the diffirence between ale and linen-? A Only this, The one cheats you with froth and the other with cloth. Q If extortioners cannot enter the kingdom of Haven, where will tally men and Prawn broker's go? A The fame road with extortioners Q What is the confequence of gaming? A By cards and dice, a man is rained in a trie ; for gaming and whoring often Q What employments are likeft to one another?