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 should be happy to oblige him, but he had several previous applications for dry weather; and as it would be impossible for him to disoblige any of his congregation, he was under the necessity of declining to interfere.

Here lies the body of Gabriel John Who died in the year 1001. Pray for the soul of Gabriel John; You may, if you please, Or let it alone; For it’s all one To Gabriel John, Who died in the year

“A, Sir!” exclaimed the elder in the tone of pathetic recollection,—“our late minister was the man! He was a poorfu’ preacher; for i’ the short time he delivered the word amang us, he knock’d three pupits to pieces, and dang the guts out o’ five Bibles.”

I, Sir John Trollop, Made these stones roll up; When God shall take my soul up, My body shall fill this hole up.