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 nothin' but the twins, Eudora Francesca and Medora Francina.

Her next husband wuz old Green, he wuz goin' on eighty when she married him, and he died in less than a year, leavin' her with over two millions. Her next husband, Emery Tweedle, father of Algernon and Angenora, wuz much younger than herself, and I didn't wonder at that so much as some did, thinkin' that she wanted to sort o' even up the ages of her pardners, and he wuzn't nigh as much younger than her as Green wuz older, and I always believed (theoretically) that sass for the goose and sass for the gander might as well be about the same age.

Howsumever, they didn't live happy, he throwin' her downstairs the third year of their union and throwin' a cut glass pitcher on top of her. The occasion bein' that she found him tryin' to help the pretty parlor maid carry upstairs the pitcher of ice water she had rung for.

She wuz a real pretty parlor maid, and Miss Tweedle by this time, havin' run so hard after fashion, had got kinder worn out lookin' and winded in the race, as you may say, with lots of small wrinkles showin' round the eyes and nose, and real scrawny where her figger wuzn't veneered and upholstered for company, and the parlor maid had a plump figger, and complexion like strawberries and cream, but wuzn't considered likely. But 'tennyrate that fall precipitated affairs, and havin' got up with little Eudora Francesca's help, Miss Tweedle's first move wuz to sue for a divorce.

Her back wuz hurt considerable, and so wuz her pride, but her heart not at all, so it wuz spozed, for she married him in the first place, not for love, but because