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VIII slaughtered—which it seldom is!! A fact for Legislation—How a wicked cook magnetically injures our food. Ethereal action of Love. An Extraordinary Love Mystery revealed. How Slovenliness kills affection! The Suffrage Problem. The New Departure. About Relationship, very curious! Touch! Good women get the worst husbands; Bad men, the worst wives. The general mixed-upness. Boy and Girl love. Something for everybody.

XX.—The Girl and Bride of the Period. What's up? Why Honeymoons turn bitter so quickly! Curious causes of Female Whims and Oddities. Scarcity of real Friendship. The Love Key. The Seven Devils. The King Passion. Amative Love Passion beyond the grave!! Woman's Grand Power. Ben Eli's Marrowy letter.

XXI.—Dead-level love. Tiffs and spats. Husbandic Rules, which husbands neglect—and pay for doing it. Married celibates. Angularities. More about Eyes. Blondes and Brunettes—their relative love-power and value as Wives—A very curious analysis worth much to those concerned!! Black Eyes, and the "De'il." Blondes resist outward pressure better than Brunettes. Brunettes fall from within quicker than Blondes. Why, in both cases. Singular! Astounding theory concerning Brunettes Have they all Black man's blood in their veins? The question and its answer! Blondes love more than one—at one time. Brunettes one only,—their Fire-Packed Souls! Their relative love and revenge power! A Brunette's love. Its intensity. Blonde-love—its superior delicacy. Disadvantages of the Ruddy. Brunette love, Sense-Subduing; Blonde love, Soul-Subduing! Brunettes never vampiral. ' Blondes are, and a startling fact! Their relative immunity from varied diseases! A widow's and widower's chances of marriage better than those of single persons! Curious reasons. Cotton-Aids. Plow to win a true man! A "Case." Male Vampires. Little women have advantages. Why? Reconstruction of Dead-Loves. How? Loftier Gospel. New England Love! Comparative deaths of the wives of light and dark men. Whose children live longest—and Why!

XXII.—How we sigh for the old loves! Prodigal Wives