Page:Purgatory proved, illustrated, and set forth in a clear light (2).pdf/11

 overturn de Shurch. 'Tis de main pillar dat shupports her; nay, 'tish de very foundation upon which she is build.

I tink now, my friends, I have prove to you dat dere ish really such a plash as Purgatory; and dat de shouls of all our friends depart dish life, are dere, so vell as dish person now deceas.

In de second plash, I have described Purgator to you. And turdly, I have shewn you phat terrible tings your friends are suffering dere, and dat I myshelf, as being a priest in dish parish, have a power of releasing any one from dese torments—if I am paid for him.

Who den among you vill give a groat to have dish man's shoul out of Purgatory. Come you mens dere.—Vell—dere ish one groat—make haste, you are very slow.

Vell dere ish 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 groat.—Vill no bodies more give?—Vash ish man's shoul worth no more den ten groat? aue, aue, aue, a poor story indeed! Phat Phelemy, vill you give noting, nor you Turlogh, arra you devils, are you not all his revelations?—Come, you vomans dere, give money, nor yarn, nor butter, nor flax, nor something. Come, Varrid Shaue, Anna and Shuga and all of you. Fat de devil are you going? Fat, no more groats.—Vell, pho vill give tree pence? Very vell; Vid no body more give tree pence? Pho vill give two pence? Pho vill give one penny itshelf? Not one penny more to be got among you? Ah, ah, you are pack of hard hearted vicked devils! and me preachin sho long, and sho good a sharmon to you, dat you never did hear before, dast cost me a whole quarter of a year in studying him for de