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Rh dere is de kitchen 'pon t'oder, dere ish de hall in de middle; vell den, de parlour ish Heaven, de kitchen ish Hell, and de hall ish Purgatory in de middle ; when any von like myshelf who ish in de habit of a shentleman, dat ish, who is a Roman Catholick goes in, he vill be shown to de parlour, but before he ish intitled to enter, he muſt wipe, and rub, and clean his foot 'pon a mat, which lie dere for dat purpoſe ; dat ish, he muſt do de pennance and purgation of dat turd plash, dat ish, he muſt have money 'pon his pocket too, to pay his reckoning, or he vill not be admitted into de parlour. Dish ish, he muſt pay de clergy for praying him out of Purgatory, or, by my shoul, Peter vill not let him enter into de kingdom of Heaven: you know yell enough, if a man has money 'pon his pocket, ſpends lavishly, nor pays well, Mr. Harriſon, nor any oder inn-keeper vill be very civil 'pon him, take him into his parlour, show him a great deal of courteſy and good manners, and vill vait upon him vid every ting he'll vant ; but, if he's poor, nor vill not pay, he vill shut de door 'pon him, nor kick him out. It is shuſt ſo my friends vid Peter, if you pay de clergy vell, and ſupport the Shurch, Peter vill come vid his cap in his hand, open de gate and welcome you dere, but if you are poor, nor won't pay, by de holy Croſs! he vill shut de door 'pon you, nor' kick you out.

But again. If any one come into de hall vid dirty or ragged apparel, as de Phipſyterians