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January 13, 1915.

After all the efforts and good nature sometimes exercised in getting on to the right platform in a Tube station, it is quite nice to be faced by the following bold announcement—

Each word that follows is a stab at your heated and gross imbecility:—

Possibly the Tube will take its revenge and post the following advertisement on the buses:—

Private writes from the Front:—

"'Dear Mother, I expected when I come to France ot hear the pheasants shouting the mayonnaise, but you dont.'"

"'Reinforcements subsequently arrived, and a squadron of dragons then courageously attacked the enemy.'—Westminster Gazette."

Thus heaping coals of fire on the head of poor.