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October 14, 1914.]

Officer.

Recruit (ex-Cyclist).



the publication of the manifesto in our columns signed by a large number of eminent men who announced their intention of divesting themselves of the un-Christian name of William, matters have moved far and fast. Many of these gentlemen have already, in obedience to the dictates of logic, assumed a new style, as may be gathered from the following messages which the Press Bureau, without accepting responsibility for them, graciously permits us to reproduce:—

The Reverend William Archibald Spooner, the revered Warden of New College, Oxford, writes to say that, in deference to the unanimous desire of the graduates and undergraduates of the College, he has decided to be known in future as the Reverend Peter Spooner, as a tribute to the Kinquering Cong of Serbia.

Mr. Willie Park Jr., the famous professional golfer, has decided to assume the prænomen of Pinkstone (after Sir John Denton Pinkstone French), and is already known amongst his intimates as "Pinkie."

Mr. William Le Queux has by a special deed poll assumed the title of George Albert Nicolas Victor-Emmanuel Raymond Woodrow Le Queux, but for literary purposes will briefly sign himself "Alb."

Mr. William de Morgan, the famous novelist, as the son of Augustus de Morgan, has happily hit on the idea of renaming himself Marcellus de Morgan. But he is anxious to have it clearly understood that this does not involve him in any claim to the authorship of Marcella.

A communication has been received by the Editor of The Spiritualist from William Shakspeare, announcing his unalterable resolve to change his Christian name because of the posthumous discredit attached to it by the. Asked what he proposed to substitute for it, the Bard created a prodigious sensation by announcing that he thought Francis would do as well as anything else.

Sir William Job Collins, equally renowned in the spheres of politics and medicine, has promptly recognised the impossibility of continuing to wear a name which has been indelibly tarnished by the arch-disturber of Europe's peace. He has accordingly elected to replace his first two names by the ingenious and harmonious collocation of Thomas Habakkuk.

Mr. Harold Begbie writes to explain that, though his first name is not William, it has painful historical associations with the success of a former William. He therefore wishes it to be known that he will sign all his articles, interviews and poems with the name Oliver Lodge David Lloyd George Begbie, as an act of homage to the two great men who have chiefly inspired him in his journalistic and literary career.

 Copy of letter to teacher:—

"'Dear Sir, will you please give my daughter a dinner, as she has no father and I have no means of getting her one, and oblodge.'"