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158 At this time of day to attempt criticism upon a new novel by Miss Author:Rhoda Broughton seems almost impertinent. The tens of thousands to whom she has given such pleasure before now would probably be willing to read anything that was put before them with the guarantee of her name. Fortunately in the case of Concerning a Vow this confidence would be by no means misplaced. I can say at once, with my hand upon my reviewer's heart, that in freshness and vivacity and power of sprightly character-drawing here is a story that need fear comparison with none of its most popular predecessors. The vow of the title was that exacted by Meg Champneys on her death-bed from her sister Sally, binding the latter not to marry Edward Branley. Edward, in some fashion that was never made quite clear to me, had previously jilted both the sisters. But this all happened before the beginning of the book. In it poor Edward is made so pitiable and heart-broken a figure that I found it hard to credit his previous infidelities. However, most of the other characters detested him, and said that nothing was too bad for him; and as they themselves were delightful and quite human people I am ready to suppose that they had their reasons. Of course Edward and Sally were really in love all the time, and of course too they find resistance to this impossible; though I must own that their method of circumventing the vow reminded me dangerously of the young man who used a cigarette-holder because he had been told to keep away from tobacco. I speak flippantly; but as a matter of fact the story of Edward and Sally is not free from tragedy, very simply and movingly told. If Concerning a Vow does not add to Miss popularity it will only be because this is impossible; it certainly will do nothing to lessen it.

I think that Mr. Author:William Richard Titterton is a little late in the day; his book, Me as a Model, recalls happy memories of that past and already romantic period when Trilby was the talk of the hour and Paris the centre of all Bohemian licence. Mr. has the Du Maurier manner, but his jocular skittishness, aided by asterisks, exclamation marks and suspensive dots, has curiously little behind it. It is not enough to-day to paint the gay impropriety of models and the devil-may-care penury of lighthearted artists. Trilby began the movement, Louise ended it, and Mr. is behind his day. I am glad, however, to learn that he was so splendid a model. The students at fall back aghast before his magnificent figure, and now, in every gallery in Europe, sculptures and paintings of Mr. are to be seen by vulgar crowd, often for no charge at all; and that, of course, is delightful for Europe. And, according to his title, that is doubtless the final impression that the author wishes to convey. I intend on my trip abroad to search for Mr. in all the galleries. My only means of discovery are the pictures of the author with which his book is filled, and here, if the illustrator (a very clever fellow) is to be trusted, I am frankly puzzled by the attitude at towards their model. There is very little in these illustrations to justify it.

If I am not mistaken, The Jam Queen marks the first incursion of Miss Author:Netta Syrett into humorous fiction. In that, or any, case, she has written a story which deserves a considerable success. The Jam Queen is to a large extent what would be called in drama a one-part affair. There are plenty of other characters, many of them drawn with much unforced skill, but the personality of the protagonist, the Jam Queen herself, overshadows the rest. is an abiding joy. There have been plutocratic elderly women, uneducated but agreeable, in a hundred novels before this; but I recall few that have been treated so honestly or with so much genuine sympathy. Mine you, Miss is no sentimentalist. Ill-directed philanthropy, Girtonian super-culture, the simple life with its complexities of square-cut gowns and bare feet—all these come beneath the lash of a satire that is delicate but unsparing. Yet with it all she has, as every good satirist should have, a quick appreciation of the good qualities of her victims. Even Frederick, the pious, as contrasted with the flippant, nephew of aunt Quilter—Frederick, with his futile institute for people who want none of it, his blind pedantry, and his actual dishonesty in what he considers a worthy cause—even he is punished no further than his actual deserving. Perhaps in telling you that Mrs. Quilter has two nephews, an idle and an industrious one, I have told you enough of the scheme. It is, after all, no great matter. Mrs. Quilter must be the reason for your reading the book, and your reward. She is real jam.

The tales Miss Author:Ethel May Dell includes
 * Within The Swindler pleased me,

Not by their thrills or interludes
 * Of tenderness—these hardly seized me;

Not by their people, though the pack
 * Were amiable and pleasant creatures,

Barring the villains who were black
 * And villainous in all their features.

By none of these my pulse was jerked
 * Out of its normal calm condition,

But by the plots, with which I worked
 * A quite exciting competition;

A point was mine if, at the start,
 * I guessed the way a yarn was tending;

Miss if by consummate art
 * She failed to use the obvious ending.

The first two tales she won on; three
 * And four were mine; five hers; six, seven

And eight I got hands down; and she
 * Got square with nine and ten. Eleven

Is still unwritten, and I bide Impatiently its birth, for that'll Finally, so I trust, decide The issue of our hard-fought battle.



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