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1. SAINT SECOND CLASS

To be reserved for all human beings deserving of Sainthood. Example: St. Norton the First, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico (his grave near San Francisco is an official POEE Shrine.)

2. LANCE SAINT

Good Saint material and definitely inspiring.

Example: St. Yossarian (, Heller)

3. LIEUTENANT SAINT

Excellent Goddess-saturated Saint.

Example: St. Quixote (, Cervantes)

4. BRIGADIER SAINT

Comparable to Lt/Saint but has an established following (fictional or factual).

Example: St. Bokonon (, Vonnegut)

5. FIVE STAR SAINT

The Five Apostles of Eris.

NOTE: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never agree with each other about Saints.

Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Herman Hesse. Only a hand full understood Albert Einstein. And nobody understood Emperor Norton. —Slogan of NORTON CABAL – S.F.