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 “And, behold, thusly was the Law formuled: IMPOSITION of Order = escalation of Disorder!”
 * [H.B.T.; The Gospel According to Fred, 1:6]

Gen. Pandaemonium, Commanding

The seeds of the ORDERS OF DISCORDIA were planted by Greyface into his early disciples. They form the Skeleton of the Aneristic Movement, which over emphasizes the Principle of Order and is antagonistic to the necessary compliment, the Principle of Disorder. The Orders are composed of persons all hung up on authority, security and control; i.e., they are blinded by the Aneristic Illusion. They do not know that they belong to Orders of Discordia. But know.

1. . This is for all of the soldiers and bureaucrats of the world.

2. . This is reserved for lawmakers, censors, and like ilk.

3. . They commonly inhabit schools and universities, and dominate many of them.

4. . This is mostly a grass-roots version of the more professional military, political, academic and sacred Orders.

5. . Not much is known about the D.L., but they are very ancient and quite possibly were founded by Greyface himself. It is known that they now have absolute domination over all organized churches in the world. It is also believed that they have been costuming cabbages and passing them off as human beings.

Don’t let THEM immanentize the Eschaton

HIP-2-3-4, HIP-2-3-4 GO TO YOUR LEFT-RIGHT....

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