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SEASONS ::1) Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
 * 2) Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
 * 3) Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
 * 4) Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
 * 5) The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

DAYS OF THE WEEK*


 * 2) Boomtime
 * 3) Pungenday
 * 4) Prickle-Prickle
 * 5) Setting Orange

*The DAYS OF THE WEEK are named from the five Basic Elements: SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE and ORANGE.

HOLYDAYS

A] APOSTLE HOLYDAYS ::1) Mungday
 * 2) Mojoday
 * 3) Syaday
 * 4) Zaraday
 * 5) Maladay

Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season

B] SEASON HOLYDAYS ::1) Chaoflux
 * 2) Discoflux
 * 3) Confuflux
 * 4) Bureflux
 * 5) Afflux

Each occurs on the 50th day of the Season

C] ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos

[1970 = 3136] [Next St. Tibs Day in 3138]