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If you cannot find the Polyfather, or having found him, don't want anything to do with him, you are still authorized to form your own POEE CABAL and do Priestly Things, using the as a guide. Your Official Rank will be POEE CHAPLIN for THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD, which is exactly the same as a POEE PRIEST except that you don't have an Ordination Certificate. The words you are now reading are your ordination.

1. Write the ERISIAN AFFIRMATION in five copies. 2. Sign and nose-print each copy. 3. Send one to The President of the United States. 4. Send one to
 * The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding
 * 1021 'D' Street, Sacramento CA 94814

5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other. Then consult your pineal gland.

GENERAL LICENSE WAS SGT. PEPPER'S COMMANDER