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210 Cries an old father to his blooming son; ’Take the right course, be ruled by me, 'tis done. Leave mouldy authors to the reading fools, The poring crowds in colleges and schools: How much is threescore nobles?’ Twenty pound. 'Well said, my son, the answer's most profound: Go, thou knowest all that's requisite to know; What wealth on thee, what honours haste to flow! In these high sciences thyself employ, Instead of Plato, take thy Hodder, boy; Learn there the art to audit an account, To what the King's revenue does amount; How much the Customs and Excise bring in, And what the managers each year purloin. Get a case-hardened conscience, Irish proof, Which nought of pity, sense, or shame can move; Turn Algerine, Barbarian, Turk, or Jew, Unjust, inhuman, treacherous, base, untrue; Ne'er stick at wrong; hang widows' sighs and tears, The cant of priests to frighten usurers; Boggle at nothing to increase thy store, Nor orphans' spoils, nor plunder of the poor; And scorning paltry rules of honesty, By surer methods raise thy fortune high. 'Then, shoals of poets, pedants, orators, Doctors, divines, astrologers, and lawyers. Authors of every sort, and every size. To thee their works, and labours shall address, With pompous lines their dedications fill, And learnedly in Greek and Latin tell Lies to thy face, that thou hast deep insight, And art a mighty judge of what they write. He that is rich, is everything that is, Without one grain of wisdom he is wise, And knowing nought, knows all the sciences; He's witty, gallant, virtuous, generous, stout, Well-born, well-bred, well-shaped, well-dressed, what not?