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DRIFT

Old Smjrintfs ixk Neiv^ Form

A little shotgun is a dangerous thing.



The wise man seeth the evil and voteth

af2:ainst it.



A bald head is better than none.



A hair on the head is worth two in the

butter.



Judge no man by the verdict of a jury.



A rose by any other name would bloom in

Oregon.



Take care of the pennies and the dollars may take care of a savings bank president.

Charity covereth a multitude of people

•vho ought to work.



Most of the things that come to him who

waits are not worth waiting for.



Where there is so much smoke there may

he a fool with a cigarette.



The world owes every man a living after he earns it.

ChaM. K' BuritMldm,

A DilTereAt THintf

"It*s queer how hunters in the Adiron- (lacks mistake men for deer," said she.

"Isn't it?" assented he. "Now, if I were lo take you for a dear it wouldn't be strange at all."— Detroit Free Press.


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TK«| Oac| Sore THiagt

"Tomorrow never comes," remarked the Observer of Events and Things, "but the day after the night before always does." — Yonkers Statesmai\



A man bought three pounds of meat and brought it home to his wife to cook for din iier, and then went his way to his place of business in the bazars. The wife was hun- i^ry apd ate the meat.

In t}ie evening the man tame home and asked for his dinner.

"There is no meat," said the wife, "for the V at ate it."

"Bring the cat," said the man, "and a pair '»f scales."

"Weigh the cat," said the man. The cat ^vcighed three pounds.

"If this is the cat." said the man. "where IS the meat? And if this is the meat, where i< the cat?" — Harper's Magazine.

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BALDNESS.

You will hive NO MORe DAN- DRUFP, FALLING HAIR, or BALDNESS if you wj«

NEWBRO'S

HERPIOIDB

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Fin- uIc by dru^iitf. Pric« $i

Twenty-five cents per day

saved and deposited with the Equitable Savings (8^ Loan Association

will produce $1000.00

in less than 100 months

THINK OF THIS for a minute, and then write for particulars to

EQUITABLE SAVINGS iSb LOAN ASSOCIATION

Concord Building:: Portland, Oregon

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