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Rh “May the faces of all liars be blackened!” cried Najib in virtuous indignation. “And may the maker of the becurst newspage lie be doubly afflictioned! May his camels die and his wives cast dust upon his bared head! For he has befooled me, by what he has here enprinted. My heart went out with a sweet sorrowfulness for that poor general or for the folk he bethreatened. Whichever it might chance itself to be. And now the news person has made a jest of the truth. But he”

Kirby’s attempt at self-control went to pieces. He guffawed. Najib eyed him sourly; then said in icy reproof:

“It is known to all, howadji, that Sidi-ben-Hassan, the sheikh, was the wisest of men. And did not Sidi-ben-Hassan make known, in his book, that ‘Laughter is for women and for hyenas’? Furthermore”

“I’m sorry I laughed at you, Najib,” returned Kirby, with due penitence, “I don’t wonder you got such an idea, from the headline. You see, I have read the story that goes under it. That’s how I happen to know what it means. It means that several thousand workmen of several allied trades threatened to go on strike. That will tie up a lot of business, you see; along a lot of lines. It will mean a general tie-up—a”

From Najib’s blank face, the American saw his more or less technical explanation was going wide. Still remorseful at having hurt his factotum’s feelings, Kirby laid the paper aside and undertook to simplify the matter.

“It’s like this,” said he. “We'll say a gang of men aren’t satisfied with the pay or the hours they are getting. They asked for more money or for shorter hours; or for both. If the demand is refused, they stop working. They won’t go back to their jobs till they get the cash and the hours they want. That is known as ‘going on strike.’ When a number of concerns are involved in it, it’s sometimes called ‘a general strike.’ This paper says a general strike is threatened. That means”

“I apperceive it, howadji!” exclaimed Najib. “I am onward to it, now. I might have known the printed