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 scholarships that the board schools have to offer. Eyes too big and black. Like a Malay's Any blasted member of any subject race.

The A.S.C. fellow had been talking positively about horses. He had offered his services in order to study the variation of pink-eye that was decimating all the service horses in the lines. He had been a professor—positively a professor—in some farriery college or other. Tietjens said that, in that case, he ought to be in the A.V.C.—the Royal Army Veterinary Corps perhaps it was. The old man said he didn't know. He imagined that the R.A.S.C. had wanted his service for their own horses

Tietjens said:

"I'll tell you what to do, Lieutenant Hitchcock For, damn it, you're a stout fellow" The poor old fellow, pushing out at that age from the cloisters of some provincial university He certainly did not look a horsy sportsman

The old lieutenant said:

"Hotchkiss " And Tietjens exclaimed:

"Of course it's Hotchkiss I've seen your name signing a testimonial to Pigg's Horse Embrocation  Then if you don"t want to take this draft up the line  Though I'd advise you to  It's merely a Cook's Tour to Hazebrouck  No, Bailleul  And the sergeant-major will march the men for you  And you will have been in the First Army Lines and able to tell all your friends you've been on active service at the real front"

His mind said to himself while his words went on

"Then, good God, if Sylvia is actively paying attention to my career I shall be the laughing-stock of the