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and good moderator

and elders of old Glassary!

My case is of such a hard nature,

I hope you'll give justice to me.

My bride has of me been reporting

that I am unfit for a wife,

Because, when in bed we were sporting,

I could not her please for my life.

But sure such an impudent woman,

should ne'er know the use of a man,

Because she has said I am no man,

tho' I did the best that I can.

I hope you'll rebuke her for scandal,

and make her deny what she said,

Or I shall be always the handle

of scorning with ev'ry fair maid.