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 92 feelings when I'm gone, Caudle; no, not for the Bank of England.

"And when we only wash once a fortnight! Ha! I only wish you had some wives, they'd wash once a week! Besides, if once a fortnight's too much for you, why don't you give me money that we may have things to go a month? Is it my fault if we're short? What do you say?

MR. CAUDLE THINKS THE HOUSE TASTES OF SOAP-SUDS.

"My 'once a fortnight' lasts three days?