Page:Mr. Punch's history of the Great War, Graves, 1919.djvu/45

 The trials of mistresses on the home front are happily described in the reply of a child to a small visitor who inquired after her mother. "Thank you, poor mummie's a bit below herself this morning—what with the cook and the Kaiser."

We have to thank an ingenious correspondent for drawing up the following "credibility index" for the guidance of perplexed newspaper readers: