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 Sure there's not a taste av butthermilk that wan can buy or beg,

Thin their sweet milk has no crame, an' is as blue as a duck-egg;

Their whisky is as wake as wather-gruel in a bowl—

Och, Muckish Mountain, where the poteen warms yer sowl!

'Tis mesilf that longs for Irish air an' gran' ould Donegal,

Where there's lashins and there's lavins and no scarcity at all;

Where no wan cares about the War, but just to ate an' play—

Och, Muckish Mountain, wid yer feet beside the say!

Sure these Englishmin don't spare thimselves in this thremenjus fight;

They say 'tis life or death for thim, an', faith, they may be right;

But Father Murphy tells me that it's no consarn av mine—

Och, Muckish Mountain, where the white clouds shine!

Over there in Ireland we're very fond av peace, Though we break the heads av Orangemin an' batther the police; For we're all agin the Governmint wheriver we may be—

Och, Muckish Mountain, an' the wild wind blowin' free! If they tuk me out to Flandhers, bedad I'd have to fight, An' I'm tould thim Jarman vagabones won't let ye sleep at night; So I'm going home to Ireland wid English notes galore— Och, Muckish Mountain, I will niver lave ye more!

By way of contrast there is the mood of the Old Contemptibles, but it is only fair to add that there are Irishmen among them:

THE OLD-TIMER

' bin 'ung with medals, like a lot o' chaps abaht; 'E's wore a little dingy but 'e isn't wearin' aht; 'Is ole tin 'at is battered, but it isn't battered in, An' if 'e ain't fergot to grouse, 'e ain't fergot to grin.

I fancy that 'e's aged a bit since fust the War begun ; 'E's 'ad 'is fill o' fightin' an' 'e's 'ad 'is share o' fun; 'Is eyes lis kind o' quiet an' 'is mouth is sort o' set, But if I didn't know 'im well I wouldn't know 'im yet.

I recollec' the look of 'im the time o' the retreat, The blood was through 'is toonic an' the skin was orf 'is feet; But "Come aboard the bus," say 'e, "or you'll be lef be'ind!" An' takes me weight upon 'is back—it 'asn't slip me mind.