Page:Mr. Punch's history of the Great War, Graves, 1919.djvu/112

 And then, soon after, tells us they Are feeding nicely all the day, And in the old familiar way? The Neutral.

Who sees the Kaiser in Berlin, Dejected, haggard, old as sin, And shaking in his hoary skin? The Neutral.

Then says he's quite a Sunny Jim, That buoyant health and youthful vim Are sticking out all over him? The Neutral.

Who tells us tales of Krupp's new guns, Much larger than the other ones, And endless trains chock-full of Huns? The Neutral.

And then, when our last hope has fled, Declares the Huns are either dead Or hopelessly dispirited? The Neutral.

In short, who seems to be a blend Of Balaam's Ass, the bore's godsend, And Mrs. Gamp's elusive friend? The Neutral.

In Parliament we have had the biggest Budget ever known introduced in the. shortest Budget speech of the last half-century, at any rate. Mr. Pemberton Billing is doing his best every Tuesday to bring the atmosphere of the aerodrome into the House. Mr. Tennant has promised his sympathetic consideration to Mr. Billing's offer personally to organise raids on the enemy's aircraft bases, and the House is bearing up as well as can be expected under the shadow of this impending bereavement. Mr. Swift MacNeill is busy with his patriotic effort to purge the roll of the Lords of the peerages now held by enemy dukes. For the rest, up to Easter Week, the Parliamentary situation has been described as "a cabal every afternoon and a crisis every second day."