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MR. BUNT

is any unconscious disturbance on the part of

the audience, the Owl will reprimand the offender at once. This is played ad lib until the little white figure of Gyem -of-the-Woods appears, climbing slowly over the huge roots to the stage below. Suddenly he slips and comes

down plump. As he lands he says “Oh!” quite loud, whereupon the Owl, whose eyes are closed, remarks wearily “ Again .” And Mrs. Geshisish, who has caught sight of Gyem, has risen and is furiously shaking her umbrella at him.

MRS. GESHISISH

You go and put your pants on! GYEM

What ! MRS. GESHISISH

It ain't decent.

With which she opens her umbrella and retires behind it. OWL

Resignedly. Are we or are we not going to have any class ? VOICE OF MRS. GESHISISH

From behind umbrella.

Class or no class this ain't no place for me. GYEM

Looking at the white umbrella. You'll only see one side of things that way.