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 MR. BUNT

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BUTTONS

Message from a little girl in the woods. Wants you. MR. BUNT

But I'm aa forgotten fairy. BUTTONS

You go right back, you do.

Oh no, you're not.

MR. BUNT

Why - I just got here. BUTTONS

Never mind, back you go. And what's more, if I ever told the Board of Directors what I know

about you, you'd be doing an awful lot of explaining. He stalks off and begins calling again : Mr. Bunt, Mr. Bunt, Mr. Bunt.

He turns around and stops, in a disgusted manner.

There, you see, it's just a habit now. I've paged you so much I just go right on paging you. He struts out in disgust. Mr. Bunt goes over and stands by the gate.

SCENE 9 GATEMAN

Entering. Ha, ha, he says he's coming to get you and take you to the Board of Directors.