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Contents Two Days We Celeberate 117

The Urchin at the Zoo 132

Fellow Craftsmen 139

The Key Ring 144

"Owd Bob" 150

The Apple That No One Ate 167

As to Rumors 174

Our Mothers 181

Greeting to American Anglers 186

Mrs. Izaak Walton Writes a Letter to Her Mother 190

Truth 193

The Tragedy of Washington Square 195

If Mr. Wilson Were the Weather Man 202

Syntax for Cynics 205

The Truth at Last 209

Fixed Ideas 211

Trials of a President Travelling Abroad 215

Diary of a Publisher's Office Boy 217

The Dog's Commandments 219

The Value of Criticism 221

A Marriage Service for Commuters 224

The Sunny Side of Grub Street 226

Burial Service for a Newspaper Joke 236

Advice to Those Visiting a Baby 238 [xii]