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 beef steaks and onions for Ophelia." Hamilton having heard this order, conceived that the gentleman in the blue jacket, though really so abounding in flesh and blood, was intended to be the ghost of the elder Hamlet. Accordingly he accosted him; "I find, sir, that by being too late, these ladies and I have missed the performance of a very excellent tragedy." "Yes," replied the other, "if you know any thing of London plays, you would have been astonished with us." "You acted the ghost, sir." "Yes, and Laertes." "But had you not to change your dress?" "No; I had no dress to change with. I should indeed have taken off the armour, but the taylor was on the stage playing the king." "Where is your Hamlet?" "Gone home to supper with the sexton, who acted the part of the grave-digger. I assure you, that