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 being sadly vexed at this affront given by George, sent him a challenge to fight him, appointing day and place where to meet. Being to fight on horseback, George gets an old stiff horse, and for harnessing, covers him about with blown bladders, with small stones in each, without either sword or spear; and away to the field he goes, where the duel was appointed. So when George saw his enemy coming against him, all in glittering armour, armed with sword and spear, he made up to him with all the speed his horse could carry him; when the small stones in the bladders made such a rattling noise, that the gentleman's fine gelding would not stand the battle, but ran away, and threw his master to the ground; which caused all the spectators to laugh, and say the gentleman was more fool than George. The gentleman being still more enraged at this second affront, he would fight with George on foot; but his friends persuaded him that it would be no honour for him to fight and kill the king's fool: and far less to be killed by the fool. So they were advised both to agree. But the gentleman would try another exploit with George, for to have it said he was still the cleverest man, viz:-To hold him a jumping about publicly, the next day thereafter. With all my heart, says George, and we will end in about where we began, they not knowing his meaning in this. The place and hour being set, where they were to meet next morning, George in the night time caused a deer pit to be made, and the earth of it carried away, then filled it up with dung from a p———, and covered in over with a green turf, that it might no be known from the other ground. So, according to promise they both met in the morning against the appointed tine. Now, George being the oldest man, and by them counted the greatest fool, the young spark