Page:Live and Let Live.djvu/111

Rh puts a Miss to the girls' names—says yes and no to me—and all that sort of thing."

"These are all subordinate matters—is she not good-tempered and well disposed? can't you teach her?"

"She is the very soul of good temper, and she seems as if she could not do too much for you; but this drilling is so tiresome. I wish I could have one perfect servant!"

"We must have perfect mistresses first."

"That is just like you, Ardley. It is their business, and they ought to perfect themselves for it."

"The part of a mistress is not less a business, my dear, nor does it require a less preparation. Don't be offended, but I must say that I beg our girls may be made acquainted with domestic affairs. I should be ashamed to impose them on any man, as ignorant as many young ladies are."

"Oh, it's very easy talking, but you men know nothing about domestic troubles."

"You women, my dear, certainly do your best to enlighten us."

"I think you are very unkind, Ardley, when you see me so annoyed—but your turn is coming, for David is talking of going."

"David! Heaven forbid!"

"He is, and it is half your fault, for ever harping to him about saving his wages, and investing them for him, till his head is fairly turned. He is going to get married, and buy a farm in Michigan, the foolish fellow!"

"Not so very foolish either, to exchange a manservant's place in the city for a wife, a farm, and independence in Michigan! Upon my word, it