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6                      steps into the pulpit and so began as                       follows; "Good people, all hur knows there's                      "something expected from hur by                       "way of discourse, and seeing we are                       "all met together, take the following "matter as an undeniable truth: There                      "are some things that I know, and you “know not, and there are some things "that neither id nor you know, For                      "thus, as I went over a stile, I tore "my breeches, that I know, and you                      "know not, but what you'll give me                       "towards the mending of them, that                       "you know and I know not; but "what the knave, the tayler will have                      "for mending them, that neither you "nor I know" The bishop hearing such a strange discourse delivered as a sermon, fell into such a laughter, that he laughed himself into such a looseness, he was forced to carry his, a--e under his arm ever after: And Shon AP MORGAN fell into such a passion, that thur solemnly professed hur would disinherit hur son.