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SQUIRE PEDANT.

49 nels, &c., must never be mīnus. Diapasms, flabels, and sebaceous nocturnal luminaries must exuberate. Condonation for occasional protracted evagations; and obequitations when desiderated, must be alacriously granted. All semination, runcation, or surcultation within the hortulan sepiment — and the pabulation of vaccine, and the ablactation of vituline quadrupeds, are explicitly recused.

Impignoration, incase, the obit of my sponsal partner should antecede mine, not to enjoy digamy or deuterogamy, will not be given in my desponsation to any masculine biped. And should a catalysis of the sponsal affidation, and that too by defarreation, evene on account of inebriety, or any other malefaction, a dimidiation of the acquisitions, would have to occur. And finally, should my mari and I enjoy consenescence, and be nearly commorient, and my obital period antevene his, then, my desideratum is, to be debonnairly funerated in a feateous requietory.

Such are the munities I reserve for myself, and to which I have assecurance you will readily yield assentment. Your supravulgar cogitations, as well as your position beyond the purlieus of the plebeiance, pre-monstrate it.

I accept your profered “cincture of Hymen,” with the esperance that our connubial adunation will be a deliniment of the asperities incident to our terrestrial vitality, and aid us in the devitation of many of the tentations in this immund and inquinated mundane extruction.

I refer it to your arbitrament to designate the day of bridality - percase, the proxine plenilune would be the most idoneous period for the hymeneal conjugation. And may the supermundane Powers invest the occasion with their benison!

Yours, in eviternal affiance,

SOPHRONIA AMENITY.